Happy Singles Awareness Day

I’m striking through the whole of that last entry. Why? Because, it’s not a “happy” Valentine’s Day. It’s really a very sucky one. I don’t have any one that I can truly say it to tonight. And that is a tragedy. I asked out one person, am still trying to get up the balls to ask the second, and prolly won’t get around to it until tomorrow night or later. It’s just bullshit that everyone else can get someone on this day but me. Sure, I know 95% of the readership of this blog is single, but in the grand scheme of things, this .00000000000000000001% of the world that we make up, the whole rest of it have thriving relationships to tend to on this night. Another thing about today is the sex. If you are in a relationship, tonight you are guaranteed almost 200% that you are going to have sex. If not, your chances lie at about the same percentage of the world that you make up, so damn close to 0 that it doesn’t even matter.
Bah Humbug. I’m going to be the Valentine’s Day scrooge from now on.

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