Why is EVERYONE getting engaged now? It just makes this morose mother-effer here feel even worse that he can’t keep a girlfriend for a month, much less for the time required to be engaged. Wow. I just want to congratulate my friends who are engaged, namely Sparky, Eric L., and there is at least one more that I can’t think of at the moment. But I want to wish all of you happiness in your future marriages. And let’s hope it all works for the best.