Kittah, I haz. He is Muffin. Hear him roar.

I’d also grace you with pictures of the scars on my legs that this beast has made, but that’s too much for this blog.

I’ve been actually reading through my spam folder lately.  Some interesting subject lines there:

• Letterman Interviews Paris Hilton’s Vagina
• Britney Spears: “Yes, I tried to suck the shine off a bumper”
• Britney Spears: I Was Like a Nymphomaniac With NO Rubbers
• Britney Spears Confession: ‘I’m the Father of Anna Nicole Smith’s Baby!’
• Paris Hilton Likes Britney Spears’ Pu… err… Kitty.
• Paris Hilton Pregnant By Aliens

Speaking of cats… well that’s for another entry.